The Government of the United States of America is banning ephedra! I think it's time for me to pull up the stakes and find a new vice.

Then again, they banned alcohol once upon a lonely time, and we all see how that turned out.

You know, if I want to lower my lifetime expectancy by taking substances that cause my heart to move faster than normal, that's nobody's business but my own.


You sing well, little boy, but do you know any other songs?


This is the only song I know. It's brought me this far, it will take me even further. Falling backward doesn't hurt so much as falling forward, and people are always saying how life isn't a race. So what the hell.

I used to be really good at following my heart and doing what I thought was right, blah blah woof woof. I'm not so good at that anymore, maybe because of fear or laziness, or ignorance on my part as to what I really want, and who I really am. Some people seem to have me figured out, though. A little voice that knows me better than I do, and with a little luck, always will.

Thanks. You're going to keep me strong through this bitch.