I'm here to congratulate everyone thus far.

There was once a town with people living in it. Some of them had more problems than others, and some blew the few problems they did have out of proportion.

But, despite the conflicts and opressive nature of their own inner workings, the people were granted a special knowledge on the eve of 05-05-05:

...For tonight, they would all live happily ever after.

It didn't seem like much, to some of the people. They knew that it held no promise for what was to come. But what these people failed to see, and others were all too ready to embrace, was that it sucessfully solidified a single moment of goodness in each life that it passed through, like a common thread to be shared in memory, forever.

It served as a block placed in the mortar of time. A promise that no matter how difficult things may become tomorrow, today was beautiful. And a beautiful day was experienced.

Revel and relish it, children. And sleep with the peaceful knowledge that tonight... you are happy.