don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head!!!

Crazy weekends fly by. I should probably stop drinking so much. But then when I think about it, I remember that I have goals, like I want to create a drink called the Toxic Avenger. And I think it would be silly to create a drink like that and not even try it.

Valentine's Day approaches once more. Wouldn't it be ironic if I happened to choke to death on a piece of Valentine candy? The one that says "forever."

Kiss me, kill me.